A lovely young girl lies on a bed in the dark listening to a fairy tale,” I...– The Last Werewolf, Glen Duncan (via penseesduchoeur) THIS! This is why I’m obsessed with erotic fiction audio recordings.
You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...– Henry Rollins (via myempireofdirtt) Every time I think I have my crush on Hank under control, something like this shows up on my dash. *sigh*
nudusforis: So May is Masturbation month? Great, that’ll make a wonderful change from Jacking Off January, Flagpole Fondling February, Manual Over-ride March, Applying the Hand-brake April, Jerkin’ Gherkin June AND July, Auto-fellatio August, Shake the Snake September, Onanism October, Nut job November and DIY December… Can you see the tags? ‘Cause they’re even funnier than the...
The Governess, Undressed: Labels →
thegovernessundressed: All right, now I’m in a mood. I HATE labels. Most people are abso-fucking-lutely determined to slap a label on something or someone that they THINK they understand but in actual fact, don’t understand at all. WHY? Why can’t we all just get along? Or get the fuck OUT. Ok, I’m ranting but yeah,…
He sticks in his pitchfork and pulls out True... →
thedevilsbuick: I’m starting a new theme for Tumblr saturdays…Slut Shaming Saturdays. I want everyone to write about and share their experiences with slut shaming. Every Saturday. You all have experienced it. That’s why you, I and my other self are very careful with our identities. I headed out to the 5K this…
The first love of my life never saw me naked - there was always a parent coming...– Private Parts by Sarah Kay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AxQZlXFL_4 (via burgundy-s)